Bad Tom Keegan Quote of the Day

"It would be tacky to say anything negative about players on Senior Night, so it would be called for to slip into the mode of the kind friend who talks all about her friend’s wonderful personality and forgets to mention her mustache when talking her up for a blind date. Not necessary here." LJWorld, 3/2.

I don't want this to be one of those blogs where all we do is deride the work of others, but this vein of unintentional humor is too good to resist. (For those who don't know, Keegan is the new sports editor of the LJW, who is quite knowledgeable about sports but won't be winning any Pulitzers for his writing).